Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Newsflash

Urgh! Coldplay are coming to South Africa.

"Oh no! It's.... Coldplay!"

Probably the vilest alternative rock outfit to ever crawl out of the grey graininess of the Queen’s country – yes, sadly folks, Coldplay will be hitting our shores in early October.

With them set to play no less than 2 shows on their first trip to Africa, I’m sure there will be no need to rush to get tickets.
Ok, I’ll admit that may be a little optimistic on my part, but if it were up to me, they’d have to call off this leg of the tour because of a lack of interest.

I once had some amount of respect for the 4 twats out of London. But that very quickly vanished into thin air when I witnessed this shocking performance at the 2006 Grammy Award ceremony. A piss-poor, flat vocal performance by Chris Martin (who, in my humble opinion, must have been drugged out of his mind – but that's no excuse).

You are most welcome to form your own opinion by watching that exact performance here…

No need to state the obvious to you, but I will be keeping my hard-earned Rands and cents firmly secured in my wallet for this one.
If you choose to subject yourself to a wail –fest that will be almost entirely attended by post-pubescent girls, yearning to relive their once eventful teenage years by reminiscing about dorky, poetic, pathetic Chris Martin with every one of her 7 high-school bbf’s all screaming at the top of their lungs hoping to catch a drop of sweat by jumping up and down on their spiky, toe crushing high heels, here are the concert details:

Cape Town
Wednesday, 5 October, 2011
Cape Town Stadium
Tickets from R270 to R635

Johannesburg
Saturday, 8 October, 2011
FNB Stadium Johannesburg
Tickets from R270 to R635

Tickets are available from Computicket tomorrow (Thursday, 12 May 2011) – but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
 
On an interesting side-note:
I stumbled upon an article from 2008 which states that Joe Satriani claimed Coldplay stole the melody to his song "I wish I could fly". I'm not saying any more than that - but watch the video to make up your own mind... {take note of the quotes}


 The exact same Tempo, the exact same Metre, same chord progressions, even Satriani's solo was copied as the melody line. They stole the song, and the Rat Bastards avoided public humiliation by settling out of court. Slimy, unoriginal Rat Bastards!!!


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Album Review: Seether - Holding Onto Strings Better Left To Fray

Seether - Holding Onto Strings Better Left To Fray
John Humphrey - the band’s drummer -  described the album as: “...very strong, melodic, and heavy at times...”
 
I’ve been listening to this, the 6th studio album by the South-African post-grunge / alternative rockers, for about 3 weeks now and here is my verdict...

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

A Look Ahead: Rock Albums for Release in 2011

Hi Guys,

It looks like it's going to be one hell of a year for Rock 'n Roll!!!

I've been battling to keep all the new albums’ release dates straight. [try saying that 3 times fast...]
So in the interest of keeping you all as clever and up-to-the-minute as I am ;), I’ve compiled a list of the 2011 releases by some of the better-known Rock bands...

 

Already Released
Radiohead, The King of Limbs














 Foo Fighters have yet another album on the shelves after releasing singles almost EVERY year for their 15-odd years of existence. Apparently Dave Grohl (the ante-mortem Nirvana drummer) has set-up a “Nirvana family reunion” by getting Nevermind producer, Butch Vic and ex-Nirvana bassist, Krist Novoselic, in on the new album.
Foo Fighters, Wasting Light














R.E.M, Collapse into Now













 
Since seeing Panic! At the Disco live in South Africa, I know The Mamma & The Drummer both like the band. I’ve never really paid much attention to them though…
Panic! at the Disco, Vices & Virtues
Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder has his solo contribution, Ukulele Songs, on offer together with the On Ten Legs Live album. Will be interesting to see which racks up the most sales hits.
Pearl Jam, Live on 10 Legs (Live Album)














Queens of the Stone Age, Queens of the Stone Age 
(Re-Release of their 1998 Debut Album)
 
Rise Against, Endgame














High School garage band, Sum 41, with such a provocative title? Have the ‘boys’ grown a pair? Will they live up to what they are promising? I’m definitely intrigued…
Sum 41, Screaming Bloody Murder

Adelitas Way, Home School Valedictorian














Def Leppard? Seriously? Didn’t they die from old age a few years ago?
Def Leppard, Mirrorball (Live Album)
Tom Morello, acclaimed guitarist from both, Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave, is yet another artist that has a breakaway album on offer. Riff-master extraordinaire that he is - I will definitely be adding this one to my collection!
Tom Morello, Union Town (EP)














Ah! The new Seether. I’ve listened to it, and deemed it worthy (well, kinda, anyways) of a full album review. This will be coming up next, so keep an eye out…
Seether, Holding Onto Strings Better Left to Fray
Can’t wait to get my grubby paws on the new Black Stone Cherry! No one does ‘Southern Rock’ better or heavier for that matter… I just hope it’s closer to the first album than the second.
Black Stone Cherry, Between the Devil & the Deep Blue Sea














Dave Matthews Band, Live at Wrigley Field

Death Cab for Cutie, Codes and Keys














My Morning Jacket, Circuital

Eddie Vedder, Ukulele Songs














The Arctic Monkeys’ new one is their “…heaviest album ever…”
Arctic Monkeys, Suck it and See

OK Go, 180/365 (Live Album)













June 28, 2011
 
I heard the new Limp Bizkit single, “Shotgun” on the radio yesterday… Sounds allot like, Break Stuff and Nookie off the Significant other. Me likes!
Limp Bizkit, Gold Cobra












Queensryche, Dedicated to Chaos

July 12, 2011

Another yet unreleased album of which I’ve heard the 1st singe is the new one by Incubus, called Surface to air. [Check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmVEqeZ_7sc&feature=player_embedded (skip to about 2:00 to hear the track)]
Incubus, If Not Now, When?















Theory of a Deadman, The Truth Is...

July 19, 2011
 
3 Doors Down have a new one coming soon – The Muppet will love this…
3 Doors Down, Time of My Life














311, Universal Pulse

August 2, 2011

I’m very interested to hear what Puddle of Mudd will put on their covers album. Hopefully they don’t fall into the same trap Sum 41, Chris Cornell and Seether did by trying to bring tired, old, and nasty ’80’s pop songs back to life
Puddle of Mudd, re:(disc)overed (Covers Album)












 




August 23, 2011
 
Dave Navarro and his backing band Jane’s Addiction also have a new one coming up.
Jane's Addiction, The Great Escape Artist














August 30, 2011

Red Hot Chilli Peppers are back again, with a new guitarist, again. But that doesn’t matter, because apparently Flea has been taking music theory classes at the University of Southern California. Seriously, as if he needs it.
Red Hot Chili Peppers, I'm With You















November 1,2011
Cage the Elephant, Thank You Happy Birthday














Cake, Showroom of Compassion

Release Date Unknown
Bush, Everything Always Now











 
Blink-182 has come back from “indefinite hiatus”. [that’s a “break-up” to us, non-PR, folk] It's been 7 years and most of their followers have since left High School; I hope they have too…
Blink 182, TBA









 
This is my singe most anticipated album of the year! I’m positively salivating at the thought of brand new Chevelle! I’ll certainly be keeping an eye out for this one…
Chevelle, TBA










Hopefully the Coldplay tour to SA later this year will be cancelled due to a lack of interest, which means they won’t get the opportunity to play any of their newly plagiarized singles live in this country. This, in return, will give the inhabitants of this country the opportunity to ignore the new album all together. Man, I despise them!

Coldplay, TBA












GreenDay, Awesome as F**k (Live Album)














Gwen Stefani is back with No Doubt, and she's as HOT as ever... oh, yes, and they’ve put out an album. I wonder if she’s going to make her band members dress up like Japanese Manga characters too ?
No Doubt, TBA











Pennywise, TBA









Them Crooked Vultures, TBA








 
Eccentric, wine making, Maynard James Keenan, has taken some time out of his very busy schedule to craft yet another album for Tool. Another Must Have for this year.
Tool, TBA











Velvet Revolver, TBA












Rumor has it...

Metallica is keen to start writing music again. In a recent interview, drummer, Lars Ulrich, is quoted to say that the Godfathers of modern metal are keen to get back in studio in order to release an all new album this year. That is, if the cash-machine that is Metallica can get their massive marketing campaign off the ground in time for Christmas.





Also rumored to bring out a new album called Songs Of Ascent, is the self-proclaimed "Best Band in the World". U2. Honestly, who cares what the new album's name is - I challenge you to hum 1 tune off their last album...





If you're into the heavier stuff, [like The Monger is] follow this link for a list of Metal releases:

Some highlights from the dark-side:
June 21, 2011
In Flames - Sounds Of A Playground Fading














July 12, 2011
Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying (Re-Release)














Sepultura - Kairos

August 9, 2011
Trivium - In Waves














September 13, 2011
Dream Theater - A Dramatic Turn Of Events














September 27, 2011
Machine Head - TBA


Sadly, no news from Slipknot or System of a Down who are both over due for a new album... Especially since it's rumored that Slipknot has found a new bassist in Donnie Steele, a original member of the band. A spectacular line-up none the less.

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