Friday, July 8, 2011

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio

In the spirit of keeping Legends alive... Pay some respect to the man credited as 'inventing' the Devil-Horns sign and most definitely the Patriarch of Heavy Metal!!! 

Ronnie James Dio (July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010)
Thought I'd share a joke, courtesy of The Monger:
1945, Adolf Hilter died and went to Hell. Satan asked: "Why are you in Hell?" He replied, "I am responsible for the massacre of millions"
Satan said: "Well done, sit to the right of my throne." 
1953, Joseph Stalin died and went to Hell. Satan asked: "Why are you in Hell?" He replied "I killed millions to stay in power" Satan said "Good, sit to my left" 
2010, Ronnie James Dio died and went to Hell, Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" Dio replied, "Bitch, get the fuck off my throne!"

Thanks Monger...
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